Message in a Bottle II

To all my former students, current one’s too…

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re you a former student of mine? Current one? Were you/are you a Japanese major? Well, please keep in touch by clicking here for more info.

Hunters and Gatherers, Part One

Or Why Women Are Smarter Than Men…

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n these Xanga pages, I often complain about the amount of work I am assigned. I am not trying to elicit your sympathy–although a few pats on the back go a long way in alleviating my frustrations, such as they are. But the reason why I complain so much [...]

Message in a Bottle I

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have been on Xanga for almost three years and the number of people I have come in contact with is rather staggering. I don’t think I can put a number on it, but there are more than a handful I have communicated with through Planet Xanga. I mean, I have probably met more people through [...]

I Swear, I’m Normal… Sorta

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eally. I am not abnormal. I am not some Cleanliness-Is-Next-to-Godliness Nazi trying to sterilize the world (see yesterday’s entry). If anyone one of you were to come to my office, you’d notice it is a mess. I have been know to go showerless over the weekend, if I don’t leave the house. I’ll wear the [...]

I Swear, I’m Normal… Sorta

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eally. I am not abnormal. I am not some Cleanliness-Is-Next-to-Godliness Nazi trying to sterilize the world (see yesterday’s entry). If anyone one of you were to come to my office, you’d notice it is a mess. I have been know to go showerless over the weekend, if I don’t leave the house. I’ll wear the [...]

I Swear, I’m Normal… Sorta

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eally. I am not abnormal. I am not some Cleanliness-Is-Next-to-Godliness Nazi trying to sterilize the world (see yesterday’s entry). If anyone one of you were to come to my office, you’d notice it is a mess. I have been know to go showerless over the weekend, if I don’t leave the house. I’ll wear the [...]

I Won’t Be Shaking His Hands

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reviously, I have written about the bad urinal habit of some men at school. I hate the idea of toilet plumes filling the air with little droplets of urine. I hate to piss even more into someone else’s piss–because he lacked the courtesy to flush his own–splattering our mixed piss onto my clothes–If you think [...]

I Won’t Be Shaking His Hands

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reviously, I have written about the bad urinal habit of some men at school. I hate the idea of toilet plumes filling the air with little droplets of urine. I hate to piss even more into someone else’s piss–because he lacked the courtesy to flush his own–splattering our mixed piss onto my clothes–If you think [...]

I Won’t Be Shaking His Hands

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reviously, I have written about the bad urinal habit of some men at school. I hate the idea of toilet plumes filling the air with little droplets of urine. I hate to piss even more into someone else’s piss–because he lacked the courtesy to flush his own–splattering our mixed piss onto my clothes–If you think [...]

If It’s Not One Emergency…

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have to admit that I really suck at organizing my life. I put off my taxes to the very last moment but luckily get them in on time. Now its back to real work. I know that I have a lot of grading to do. So what do I do? Have a curry party with [...]